This tag thingy got out of hand but this is the last one I promise I'm breaking the chain
Another 13 facts... Lucky for me I'm a self-centered piece of shit
1. Gyms are the work of Satan (except pokemon gyms) and I will never set my foot in one mark my fucking words
2. I kinda like writing reader-insert one-shots but am stuck bc I don't know what to write and also there's this one unfinished story that I started in May 2015 and it existence is kind of discouraging help
3. I was super gay for Tigress from Kung Fu Panda like five years before I even knew I liked girls
4. For years I used to think that if I suddenly won the lottery or just got a huge amount of legal money out of nowhere I would just put it to my bank account and enjoy financial stability in peace but ngl if that happened now I would probably waste it all on Boueibu merch I need
that erotic towel and multi-layered body pillows nngghh
and also cool Hot Topic clothes
5. One of the grossest sounds on Earth is the sound of someone eating with their mouth open like why
why do you do that
the food can fit into your mouth just well if you close it
close your mouth
stop... having it be open
6. My spirit animal is Peter Pan but at the same time I don't want to be infantilized you get??
7. I used to think Argentina was in Europe until I was like 10
8. Kids' dress-up games are THE SHIT like I found them when I was like 13 and am still in love holy hell they're the best
9. I love hats and every time I see a hat I want to try it on
10. I also love wigs!! I have three atm. I'm moving tomorrow and I think I might start just wearing them with no clear reason to confuse my roomies and classmates haha
11. I'm having my emo phase now, at 20
12. My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
13. I unironically love My Immortal and almost know that opening passage by heart by now
Anni probably knew like all of these already but I try to keep believing someone else might find me moderately interesting too hah haha1. What food do you relate the most?
this question is not literal enough for me to understand2. What kind of fanfiction would you never read
- tbqh I don't even know at this point ahh hahah a I've already broken almost all my principles
I would LOVE to say I would never read an incest fic but I know. I know I am weak and experimental. I know I like "just checking it out" "just to see what it's like" or "just to prove that I can". And I know
that one day. One day, or night, when my judgement isn't on its peak, I will
read a BLmatsu fic just to prove to myself that I'm "open-minded" or "fine with stuff I don't ship" or "ready to step out of my comfort zone" or some ridiculous shit like that. So. I really don't know. I like trying.3. What's the scariest thing you've ever seen?
- FUCKING LADY OF THE ICE FROM THE MOOMINS. I REMEMBER THAT WHEN I SAW HER FOR THE FIRST TIME I HAD NIGHTMARES FIVE NEXT NIGHTS AND THE FEAR FUCKING GOT WORSE
WHEN THE YEARS WENT BY AND TODAY I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HER IT IS IMPOSSIBLE I WILL PANIC4. What would be your Patronus (like in HP)
- I once took a quiz and got a fox I think? 5. Do your joints crack?
- Oh yes every time I move a muscle it's ridiculous6. Your thoughts about skeletons?
- They're a bunch of bones that keep animals and humans together and Papyrus is cool7. Do you put ketchup or mustard on your sausage?
- No I eat them au naturel. I even take the peel off hahhahah minimalism 8. What's your favourite AU
- Out of specific fandom AUs Osomatsu-san separated at birth AU is the best one, but more generally...? I'm always a slut for high school and college AUs and crossover-type AUs where the characters more or less recreate an already existing movie or stuff9. What's under your bed?
- linen, old school books, craft materials, Barbie dolls10. If i was pressing my nose against your window right now what would you do?
- RUN TO OPEN THE DOOR AT FULL SPEED & WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE OH MY GOD11. What's on your blacklist?
those spoilers are so old nobody tags them anymore so they're useless but whatev12. What's the most horrible smell you've ever smelled
no idea13. Favourite youtuber?
- So my way of dealing with youtubers is: I find a video I like from a link or whatever, watch a bunch of videos from that channel, follow the channel, and then never watch that person's videos again. Really this whole "youtuber" thing just. Isn't my cup of tea. There's no specific reason, that's just how it goes. I don't have the dedication to keep up with anyone. But I've been laughing at some of Ryan Higa's stuff for years so I guess